dog farts

dog farts stink then the dog wipes his/her/its but on the floor or shirt

dadgum tire

so i was watching TV and my dad came into the room and told me to help him change the tire
so we went outside and my dad put the jack under the car and made me make it go up then he made me put soapy water on the tire (supposed to make it bubbly) and i found the leak so then he put beef jerky in the hole(i think it was beef jerky)i said what a waste of beef jerky