how to tell if people are morons

i was just adding on to the dam when these morons came up to my part of the creek here's how i knew they were morons

1. they stunk like poop
2. they used the lamest excuse in the book "i just remembered we have to go home to eat dinner now"
3. they didn't know how do build a dadgum dam

they haven't met the invention of soap yet

so don't be kind around them [if u want to get in a fight]