A Great Idea

icee keeps running off so i told my dad this great idea "we need a tranquillizer gun " he said i needed to blog about so here i am blogging about it anyway then i told him "we needed an ATV"he said y i said "because icees so heavy "

dog farts

dog farts stink then the dog wipes his/her/its but on the floor or shirt

dadgum tire

so i was watching TV and my dad came into the room and told me to help him change the tire
so we went outside and my dad put the jack under the car and made me make it go up then he made me put soapy water on the tire (supposed to make it bubbly) and i found the leak so then he put beef jerky in the hole(i think it was beef jerky)i said what a waste of beef jerky

clouds and southwest.com

this is wat it looks like inside a cloud

this is wat it looks like outside of a cloud and high up scary is what i describe taking off and landing in an airport one mistake can mess it all up

cooking

i made muffins this morning (never listen to the package it said just add water i had to add milk rip off bags)thts them over there -----------> looks good tastes better

eagle stomp

yesterday was eagle stomp day were we run laps for the school and collect money too ,there was a dubking booth and i dunked a teacher three times because i threw the ball at the button and it did not make her dunk i had to run and push it. the end

Icee Tasmanian devil he tears everything up he does really he tore up alot of stuff like beds plus hes crapping allover the the yard and ive stepped in it 50-infiniti

How do u like dem apples

so i started making candles in my room and if u want one call me 355-1702 its very complicated and classified so know one will know how i make candles there scented and non- scented in the same candle

the 1st of August i did something so random i cussed i said candy a**

WASHINGTON D.C.

so i haven't been able to update when we got here about 12:30 pm cause our stupid GPS (never trust or get one they're not worth a hundred bucks)so when we get to our condo or motel room i go to the bathroom and figure something out we have a jacuzzi i started say o god then we figure we have no connection to the Internet so i couldn't blog earlier because my dad was hogging the computer so we went to the national air and space museum me and my mom went to the simulator it was freaking scary so we started off as an old timey plane like a cross between a biplane and something else and ended like a F-15 so we keep getting calls from these timeshare peeps they're annoying they want us to come on a tour with them we r saying screw u to them

so tomorrow we r going to dc (we=me my mom an dad) we are going by plane and i asked
me:dad do we get like a coke and something to eat
dad:ya they'll provide us with peanuts and something to drink
me:well that's convenient i was thinking about taking cereal and milk in a bag
dad:well they wont let u do that
me:well that's y i asked u
dad:so what else were u going to do while we are on the plane
me:play video games and other stuff like go to the bathroom hopefully not while we are landing or when the air is really bumpy
dad:OK
that's the end for this blog about this trip but its not the last one while i take pics on the plane of clouds and the international airport of Nashville, Tennessee so ill update it when we get to our motel room

me and my dad have a fantasy team were called the toilets so if u have 1 plz tell me

so far my mom called the vet today the vet said that if he acts normal u dont need to bring him in if he starts acting un normal thenbring him in

nights at this freaky house

so we have a problem over here at 726 st Francis av its bad luck for icee 1st thing he is abandoned 2nd hes attacked by a vicious retarded mastiff and 3rd he gets stuck in our coffee table. so my mom gets up she and my dad was watching a movie called the jumper my dads dad could have called it a @#$%^=bad movie so my mom calls 911 the operator says the only peeps that can help u r animals control she says screw u to the operator so five minutes later police arrive he says he has to come to make sure everything is alright but guess wat it isnt the dog is still stuck so he pulls out some gloves puts them on then pulls out a flashlight when we have the lights on then he calls for the rienforcments there called the firefighters so when they get here we(us +friends+we)r already hacksawing so they come in and tells us to stop hacksawing and they bring out the jaws of life the run on hydrauylics so then they starting cliping away i have poco our little small dog so when my parents to icee to the vet i was at a friends house so when they get there he stands pefectly and limps a little so well take him to the vet tommorrow ill update it after we get home

please join roblox it needs more people if u do ill be the happiest kid in the world so plz

fun things

having my bday party on the 19 of June turning 11 (actually on sixth of June) so my and my dad are thinking about having a fantasy baseball team named the toilets :) lol we havent talked about it yet but he'll say ya probaley if he dosent i will make my own but i have to pay with cash have kno clue how to pay over internet

3 more days till my bd yay me

i pfg pfg=passed fourth grade had a hockey game today so tyred.

this is poco she is 5 months old she is 1/10 chihuahua and the rest shiztu

my neighbors got a little golden retriever puppy (actually a month ago)yesterday i saw him he had gotten so big

how to tell if people are morons

i was just adding on to the dam when these morons came up to my part of the creek here's how i knew they were morons

1. they stunk like poop
2. they used the lamest excuse in the book "i just remembered we have to go home to eat dinner now"
3. they didn't know how do build a dadgum dam

they haven't met the invention of soap yet

so don't be kind around them [if u want to get in a fight]

http://www.roblox.com that's something i do allot its fun and its perfect for online dating

somethings in life r boring like no video games or no wii life sucks

so far in school i think ill pass 4th grade cause all i think about is food!ill let u know if i pass if i dont than that sucks just like the detroit red wings ha chris chelios is a sissy

my dam

on may 2nd me and my friend built a dam in the creek behind my house[i am the son of ozzy nelson] that night it stormed alot but i was sound asleep the next morning after church i went to check on the dam 2 /3rds were knocked down i will get some pics up later this year i lost my usb cable